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20 Truths about Yoruichi and Urahara
Warnings: Mild language? Possible spoilers? Heck I don’t know.
Disclaimer: These two do not belong to me : ) And I get nothing for writing about them.
1. When the two old friends met for the first time, they were physically the age of 9; although, they had both seen more than others had in a lifetime.
2. Urahara hated cats. Or, at least he use to because of his allergic reaction to them. However, when his best friend transformed into one, he created a cure and took shots in his arm twice a day for two months to rid himself of this setback.
Yourichi never knew why Urahara was so slow to block her kicks for those two months.
3. Yourichi believes that a man can seduce a woman with his ability to dance.
4. Out of the four noble families, Urahara was known as the best dancer any had ever seen.
5. Yourichi loves to dance.
6. Despite what others though, Urahara was never jealous of Soifon. In fact, it was he who suggested a threesome and earned himself two black eyes.
7. No one will ever know that ‘fast steps’ was actually developed during foreplay.
8. Jinta use to always question why there was always a surplus of milk in the refrigerator. Or at least he use to until he met the always visiting cat.
9. Yourichi loves to sleep in the nude.
10. Urahara loves that Yourichi loves to sleep in the nude.
11. Because of her little habit, Urahara suffered many hard on’s in his early boyhood. : )
12. As revenge, Urahara slept in as little clothes as possible.
13. They may not have been each other’s firsts; after all, they were two very stubborn people, however it is not just the friendship that keeps drawing them back like magnets.
14. Even though milk is her favorite drink, due to her noble background, Yourichi can still drink anyone under the table. (Even Kenpachi).
15. Whenever Yourichi made a comment that Kisuke looked more mysterious with his hat, during her once in a lifetime drunken stupor, he filed it away for later use.
16. When people asked him why he didn’t appoint Yoruchi as his vice-captain, he coolly replied that “To ask her to take such a position is beneath her. Yoruchi can only be my equal, nothing less.”
17. Urahara and Yourichi have never lied to each other.
18. Despite Urahara being a mad genius, Yourichi can always beat him at shougi.
19. Urahara knows that Yourichi loves her freedom. But somewhere, deep down, he hopes that when she get tired of roaming, she’ll settle down at his little shop.
20. Whoever said that a dog was man’s best friend, has never met Yourichi. Because after all, it was she who promised to protect her best friend until her last breath, and she would use her nine lives to do so.
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